James - *gagging/coughing/spitting. "when did they start putting seeds in oranges?"
Colleague - "why are you eating the seeds now?"
James - "for the vitamin c"
Thursday, 10 December 2009
Baby Jesus
James to two colleagues - "that's not the presents that the 3 wise men brought to Jesus. stupid"
Colleague - "It was gold, frankinscense and myrrh. What do you think it was James?"
James - "Fire, Mercury and Mistletoe"
Colleagues - *hysterical laughing. "Did you do navtivity plays at school?"
James - "yes, we did Ryan Hood Prince of Thieves. I was a tree and my friend was a rock"
Colleague - "It was gold, frankinscense and myrrh. What do you think it was James?"
James - "Fire, Mercury and Mistletoe"
Colleagues - *hysterical laughing. "Did you do navtivity plays at school?"
James - "yes, we did Ryan Hood Prince of Thieves. I was a tree and my friend was a rock"
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